Evil Wayne: Serials
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#71"What?!? My vintage Mustang?""Yes sir," the girl now seemed to be regretting telling her. "It's flying in from the east." That was the opposite direction it should have been; maybe they were lost. Taya, taking no notice of us, grabbed a pair of binoculars and began scanning the horizon. She stopped. "It is my plane! Apparently those men want to give it back," she said as she lowered the glasses. "Set the automatic cannons to blow them out of the sky." "Yes, sir." The girl was about to arm the weapons that would surely blast Kevin and Lee into tiny shreds. I did the only thing possible. "Bob, can I have a drink?" "Sur -HIC- sure," he said handing me the jug. Becky knew what I was doing and had already kicked the guard and opened the door. I threw the jug, shattering it against the controls, while flicking the lighter on and down. We were mostly through the door as the control bay exploded. #72The explosion propelled me out the door and down the stairs.I landed on the deck, but luckily a 4S agent broke my fall (not so much her's though). I picked up the gun --I didn't think she would be needing it anymore-- and followed Becky. Bob was staggering down the stairs. "My booze! My booze," he cried. I could also hear Taya screaming to put the fire out. Then the general alarm sounded. I followed Becky, who seemed to say about ten paces in front of me. We came to a corner and she took out the guards, grabbed their automatic weapons and turned into the vessel. "Becky!" I said, catching her inside. "What are you doing? Let's get out of here." "It's not over, you only destroyed the turret controls. She can still fire the main cannon." As if to emphasizes this, the loudspeaker cackled: "T-MINUS SEVEN MINUTES, TEN SECONDS." "Right," I said helping her open a sealed door. As we entered, a group of 4S soldiers came from behind. "Go!" Bob shouted and turned to face them. #73Once again, I'd like to back up and explain what had happened to Kevin and Lee.35Kevin followed me through the doorway with Lee. He had stopped to make sure Lee was following. As the smoke became denser, they lost sight of me. "Which -COUGH- way did he -COUGH- go?" Kevin said. His eyes watering from the smoke. He turned back towards Lee who seemed quite catatonic now. Suddenly, Kevin was thrown to the side as a 4S agent jumped him. They struggled on the floor as Lee stood there. "Lee! Help -COUGH-" The 4S agent suddenly produced a knife "Die you male scum!" She thrust the knife up and plunged it towards Kevin's chest. About one inch --not two, not three, but ONE INCH from its tip to his flesh, the knife stopped. Kevin looked up. So did the agent. There, in the dark, cloudy smoke, with one hand firmly on her wrist, stood Lee Lee. Smiling "I'm baaaaaack,"36 he said musically and slammed his other fist into her face. #74The 4S agent fell back, unconscious. The knife clattering on the floor.Lee scooped it up and then picked Kevin up. "Nice of -COUGH- you to join us -COUGH-," Kevin said, standing. Lee was bent over the agent removing all her weapons. Lee stood up. "Come on!" And started off. They turned down a corridor, opened a door and black smoke poured out. "Oops, wrong way." Lee said, slamming the door closed. "-COUGH- How come -COUGH- the smoke's not -COUGH- bothering you -COUGH-?" Lee shrugged. Suddenly there was gunfire. Several bullets smacked into the wall beside Lee. He withdrew the pistol he had taken from the 4S girl and began to return fire. But apparently it was only cover fire. Lee looked up and saw that bitch Taya and her guards heading through an exit. #75"Come on!" Lee said.He started off then noticed Kevin wasn't behind him. He turned and saw Kevin laying on the floor. Lee went back turned Kevin over and slapped him . "Kevin?" "-COUGH- Auntie Em? Oh, my head." Lee sighed. He picked Kevin up at the waist and, with the gun in the other hand, carried him towards the exit Taya had used. Lee kicked the door open, screaming, "YAHHOOOOO!" and fired several shots. He threw Kevin out onto the ground and then jumped out himself, rolling on the ground. He took out two more guards apparently left behind to deal with them. As Lee removed the weapons from the now defunct agents, Kevin regained consciousness. "-COUGH-" "Ah, said Lee. "Back with the living, eh?" Kevin looked up and frowned. Probably not because of what Lee said. More than likely he frowned because he could see a platoon of 4S agents heading towards them from the other side of the airfield. 35. This goes back to #61. At this point I was well aware that I was going to hit #100. I was also aware that the story thus far had been pretty much summed up with only a short way to go. Thus we begin the padding of the story. 36. See Poltergeist,1982. |
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