Evil Wayne: Serials
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#56"Actually, NO," I said as she grabbed something that looked like an orange juice machine with about eight other sharp looking things attached."No, seriously, this isn't necessary," I was squirming now. "We could have a cup of coffee and a donut and just TALK...DON'T BRING THAT FUCKING THING ANY CLOSER!" She stopped. At first, I thought my screaming had stopped her (upon reflection, that was stupid; she's into torcher). But I then noticed an alarm of some kind was going off in the background. She left the chamber and began screaming at someone. A few minutes later several 4S guards came in, unstrapped me and led me to a cell. The alarm was still blaring. "Something wrong?" I asked as they led me down the corridor. "Shut-up!" she said, arming the Uzi. They threw me into a dark, damp cell. "You guys definitely aren't on Triple-A's Best Stops list, you know?" I heard whimpering from the far corner. At first, I thought it was a woman, but it turns out it was just Lee. #57I approached the two figures in the far corner.Dim light from the cell window in the door reveled Kevin's features. "Kevin? Lee?" I said cautiously. They turned towards me. "Wayne?" Kevin's voice said. I was right. Kevin looked tired, but Lee's eyes were bloodshot and he looked haggard as well. Kevin told me what had happened, and I related most of my trip - minus the fact that Captain Bob was still out there, just in case. Twice, when I tried to talk to Lee he just stood up, said he hated Superman, ran into the door and demanded a psychiatric examination. He really didn't seem to notice us. We spent an hour in that cell, and when ever that door opened -- Well, let's just say I thought I was going to loose my testicles then and there. #58With almost no warning, the cell door flung open.Light from the corridor flooded the cell and silhouetted the entering guard. I looked up and although the light hurt my dark-adjusted eyes, there was no mistaking that figure. "Becky," I tried not to sound fearful. I don't think it worked. All I could remember was all the nasty things she was going to do to me. "Jack?"26 I could see the holstered gun. She had a big ol' knife in her hand. "Jack, I've come to he--..." she was suddenly cut off as Lee plowed into her broadsides. There was a few seconds of wrestling, but I could see Lee needed no assistance. Soon she was pinned, Lee's face was bloodthirsty. I would have been scared. "Jack! Jack! No, wait! I've come to help! Please Jack!" I looked at her and felt Kevin looking at me. I looked up at him. "Jack?" he asked. I just shrugged. #59"Jack, please!"Lee growled. and she was almost to the point of screaming. And why hadn't she called for help? "Lee," I spoke firmly. "Let her up. Now." Lee snarled, but released her. He stood up and pace the cell after grabbing her gun and the big ol' knife. I leaned down to her. She was hyper-ventilating. "Becky? You alright?" "Jack," her chest hitching badly. "God! I've... come to... help... Who... the fuck... is... that?" I smiled, "Just a couple of friends." #60Becky sat up and was slowly regaining her ability to breath normally.Lee paced the cell, murmuring and slashing the air with the big ol' knife. "Listen," she said. "I'm sorry about back in the jungle and all. It's just that I'm sure it would have looked much better if you didn't know what was going on." "It worked," I said, slightly confused. "I created a diversion by starting a fire near one of the fueling depots. Now lets get out of here." She stood up and started for the door. "Where are we going?" I hadn't' moved. Maybe I thought it could still be a trap. "We've got to get off this island. Can't you hear that alarm?" I nodded. "Well, I guess the fire I started is getting out of control." "So?" She looked at me as if I had two heads. "There's enough rocket propellant here to make Krakatau27 look like a firecracker. 26. If you remember, I've lied to Becky about my real name. However, as indicated earlier Taya knew all about me, even my real name. So why doesn't Becky know what Taya know? That's a great question! If you thought of that yourself, give yourself a gold star. I'll have the answer later. 27. Man, don't they teach anything in school anymore? Here's the wikipedia entry, God forbid you should learn something: Krakatau |
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