We Have a Winner!

Okay, through divine interpertation it has come to me. The winner of the First Evil Wayne What-The-Hell-Is-In-My-Fridge Contest is RON!

Ron get's the Funkiest Fridge 2004 Award for his funktastic fridge. Let's all have a look shall we?

Man, that's one funky fridge.

We should all donate something to Ron for his fridge. I've got some creamed corn and some leftover pizza I could slip into a FedEx. At least I think it's creamed corn.

So what the hell does Ron win? He get's that aforementioned "Good Job!" from me.

Hey Ron! GOOD JOB!

Plus, he get's this swanky digital banner to do with as he pleases. Plus, if he desires, he can get it made into a cheap, but swanky magnet for his funky fridge.

See what all you losers missed out on?

The What-The-Hell-Is-In-My-Fridge Contest

This couldn't be more simple (or pointless...)

Go home, open your fridge door and take a quick picture of the contents, as is.

Then email me the pic by 4/14. I'll post them some place on this site and on April 15th, 2004 I'll pick a winner according to whatever criteria I feel like at the time (i.e., What the hell kind of mood am I in today?)

Rules:

1. Only enter one (1) picture. Multiple pictures will make me come after you using a board with a nail in it.

2. You can take whatever kind of image you want, but you need to resize it to 640x480 at 72 dpi. You're best bet is to take it sideways, as most refridgerators are taller than wide (so the dimensions end up being 480x640). That should be decent size for email, posting, and view. Plus it will not make me angry at you.

3. Including your freezer is strictly optional, but only if it fits within the frame. Please don't violate rule numbers 1 and/or 2 or something truly terrible may befall you.

4. Images have to be received by Wednesday, April 14, 2004, oh let's say by midnight. No, make it 11:28 PM. That's Eastern Standard Time, kids. Blah, blah, or bad things happen blah, blah, blah...

Prizes:

HA! I might let the winner have a glowing spotlight at the top of the page. You will probably get a heartfelt Good Job! from me.

Well, you'll at least get a Good Job. Do you really care if I feel it in my heart?