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Thursday, November 23, 2006 Happy Thanksgiving! ![]() Potatoes? Turkey? Smallpox? No? How about a liberal dose of influenza? Or maybe some carrots? posted by Evil Wayne | 11:01 AM 0 comments Tuesday, November 14, 2006 Flu Shot!Flu Shot! Flu Shot! Go Flu Shot! posted by Evil Wayne | 1:52 PM 0 comments Monday, November 13, 2006 Bush Fuckup Furniture, not the President --although I have similar feeling for him. In an effort to finish up the sunroom in time for Christmas (only after 2 years of having it done), we did a lot this weekend. One thing was to finally buy a TV stand for the widescreen. It's been kind of a pain looking for the perfect piece of furniture to replace what we currently have the TV on, my old desk. Which looks like total crap up there. But we found something we didn't hate, this TV stand at Best Buy from Bush Furniture. I'm not thrilled at furniture you have to assemble, but it's cheaper. So I spent a good chunk of Sunday trying to put it together. I get the bottom section assembled and go to put the top on and it won't fit. I pound on it, I swear at it and then I realize a couple of the screws don't align with the holes in the center divisor. WTF? So I pull out those screws and it still won't go on. Turns out the center divisor is the wrong size. It sticks out about 1/8" farther than it should and that's interfering with a bottom lip on the top. Jebus what a shitty design. I chisel out a bit of the divisor to allow the lip to come down, and lo and behold the cover slips right on. Only now I start to further conclude that the glass doors will no longer fit snugly recessed with the rest of that extra 1/4" sticking out. I figure I've gotten the wrong center divisor board. Only I should have taken it out and cut that 1/4" off the back. Now that I've chiseled out the front, I can't move it back without it looking all screwed up. I call up the company who said they would UPS it out to me. For now, the damn thing is sitting, unfinished in the sunroom. Fuck Bush. This is the second time they've screwed up a piece of furniture I've purchased. A few years ago, a desk was missing the front panel of a door. They replaced it quickly, but is it too much to ask that it leave the warehouse correctly? posted by Evil Wayne | 1:30 PM 0 comments Wednesday, November 08, 2006 Hoo-Fucking-Ray! Democratic control of the House is finally here. While it's only by a slim majority, a victory is still a victory. It would appear that the Senate is up in the air at the moment. The House is nothing to sneeze at. At least one segment of the government has finally been wrested from the insane, out-of-touch, right. Maybe we can start to get some real accountability now. Finally, it would appear that the GOPs one-note tactic of using fear (terror/gay marrige/illegal aliens) has worn thin with the American public. It just took longer for some people to see it, I guess. P.S. Ha! I see Rumsfeld has been shown the door. It's a banner day, boys and girls! For the first time in a long while I actually feel a glimmer of hope. posted by Evil Wayne | 2:06 PM 0 comments Tuesday, November 07, 2006 Election Day Jitters Exercising our (thus far) Constitutionally protected rights this morning and I find that I can't even listen to NPR on the way into work. I'm so nervous about the outcome overall. For the last week and a half, I've only been skimming the political blogs and news sites I hit during lunch. I'm trying extremely hard not to buy into any foregone conclusions that the Democrats will retake anything at this point. It's the last time (please God, let it be the last time) we get to vote on anything resembling the policies of the Chimpinator and his band of thugs. I got so burned in 2004 that I can't allow too much hope to seep in, less I spend the rest of the month curled into the fetal position, crying like a little girl. So, today I'm trying to completely avoid all my regular news sites haunts. No Daily Kos, no Huffington Post, no Washington Monthly, or any of the rest. No regular news sites either. I've done my part, now I just want to sit in a little bubble of unreality for the short term, unassailed by the various polling reports, the talking head predictions that will cast the tide one way or the other. Whatever will be, will be and I can learn about it late tonight or possibly tomorrow (but I honestly think I won't make it that long). I'm still keeping my fingers crossed that most of America will do the right thing. But I've been here before and, to date, "America" and the "right thing" aren't on the same page. Hell, they aren't even in the same book. posted by Evil Wayne | 9:59 AM 0 comments Sunday, November 05, 2006 Cheerleading (Part II) Saturday was an all day affair at same ass-end of Rhode Island. We didn't realize how lucky we got two weeks ago, when we only had to sit through the last batch of routines before Kelly was on and then the awards. This time, she was on about 11 AM and the awards were at 3:30 PM. So, another hour-plus drive for the 3-minute routine and then four hours of watching cheerleaders. You can't leave, because you can't get back in (not that there's anywhere to go to). Plus the food there is awful. Seriously, we got 2 hamburgers that tasted like some kind of weird and juicy salted cardboard, and a Pepsi that taseted more like lightly sugared soda water. Blah! After watching so much cheering, Tine and I sort of came to the conclusion that there are only a set number of cheering manuvers, with minor variations. That all the routines are like jigsaw puzzles. You just put the various parts together in a whatever way you like and you get your final picture. In the end, they didn't place this time. On one hand, we're happy that it's over. On the other, I think the girls took it really hard, most of them were crying after they lost. Which made me feel guilty that I wanted it to be over. Even a day later, Kelly still didn't want to watch the video. posted by Evil Wayne | 11:36 PM 0 comments Wednesday, November 01, 2006 Halloween 2006, or; How to Keep 90% of the Candy You Bought ![]() Got out of work early yesterday so we could take TheBoy around. This is the first year it's actually fun for him. He was running up to houses this time. In fact, the next few years will be the best for him. Not just Halloween, but just about every holiday. He's getting right into those magical little boy years, where everything is possible still. ![]() His enthusiasm about saying Trick or Treat waned as we went on, until it was really just a mumble. Plus, as a bonus, I didn't have to carry him home this year. Although he was pretty tired after doing the block. However, because we were out during the prime time for trick-or-treaters, when we got home, about 7 PM, we only got a very small handful of kids to the door. And most of them, were of the older variety. In fact, I think I only gave candy to two small kids all night. The last group of 12+ year olds, I gave fistfuls of candy to. We have so much left over now. There are at least three bags unopened and the mass that's still in the bowl, that I have no idea what to do with. You can store chocolate in the attic with the Halloween decorations until next year, right?
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