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Friday, March 31, 2006 Nostalgia I: The Drovers Spring and Fall are strong triggers of nostalgia for me. It probably has something to do with the rapid change of seasons that burns positive events into my brain. And there's some rather specific things that start to occur to me around mid-March though April. The first is The Drovers. They're a small Irish band out of Chicago. They had a part in the '94 movie Blink, with Madeleine Stowe as a member of the band. This was where Atikay first heard of them. She went and bought their album, World of Monsters around the time she had rented the movie and, as she liked to do back then, watched it about 800 times. Thus, there was no escaping the film. I put Blink up there with Clue and Cat Ballou in the category of Most Unintentionally Repeat-Viewed Movies of All Time. So when she got the album, she repeatedly played it ad nauseum as well. I was starting to spend a lot of time on the new PC in the living room (a whooping 486 with a huge 125 MB hard drive!) so, like the movie, there was no escaping the music. But the tunes were pretty good. And soon I had stolen her CD and was copying it to tape for the long rides to see Tine. Since then it has become a part of the whole St. Patrick's Day affair. And I've incorporated it into my own Springtime rituals. Of which we are in full swing at the moment. But the best thing I've found is that they've released some of their stuff, including the whole World of Monsters CD as MP3 files you can download for free. Sweet. Oh, yeah, --no Pirate Game recap yet. :P posted by Evil Wayne | 10:14 AM 0 comments Tuesday, March 28, 2006 Far Behind I'm pretty swamped with work right now. I need to actually catch up on time I burned preparing for the Pirate Game, so the whole write up synopsis might have to wait another day or two. For now, here's my pics from the game: Mad Pirate Pics posted by Evil Wayne | 9:46 AM 0 comments Thursday, March 23, 2006 Pirate Game Prep Ugh, I'm getting too much too fast I think. There's suddenly about 301 things to think about for this game to take place and most of them I'm so lost it's not even funny. The worst part is I really need like 2 whole days to myself to get it all together. But I'm trying to squeeze it into time here and there and then for about 2 hours at home. I've build some of the shittiest islands and my own pirate vessel is covered in thick dust (I'm cheating and using the actual Imperial Armada ship). I've still got rules to work out, and a ghost ship to build. This is sucking. posted by Evil Wayne | 4:17 PM 1 comments Wednesday, March 22, 2006 The l33t version of WWII Continuing my trend in lazy posting, today I'm taking something from Rayhawk's LiveJournal. Which he, apparently, took from somewhere else... and so on. It reads like a gaming chat session and it's pretty funny --especially near the end. The l33t version of WWII For those unfamiliar with l33tspeak, check this out: Leet posted by Evil Wayne | 9:46 AM 0 comments Tuesday, March 21, 2006 The Year of BrikWars Award Show I'm very far behind on all kinds of things lately. So I'm forced to cheat here and pretty much regurgitate my post from NELUG. Last Thursday saw the first ever, Year of BrikWars Award Show, where we celebrated the previous year of carnage and mayhem with our favorite gaming system. Uno's in Burlington was kind enough to allow use of their cafe front-end, a somewhat enclosed area, with lots of glass for onlookers to gawk at the dorks in a fishbowl. Kudos to Uno's for taking a chance that our very presence might drive customers away. The actual Show began with a introduction video, that gave a short visual synopsis of the games played in 2005 making up the Year of BrikWars: YOB 2005 Intro (~12.5 MB. Thanks to ziggy for hosting) Sulliphyllis also whipped up a fantastic slideshow-o-rama visual presentation for the actual awards creating that sense of drama and tension seen at any awards ceremony that uses a laptop projector and a 2x4 sheet of foamcore screen. The individual slide can be seen here: YOB Awards Presentation Sulliphyllis deserves a big special thank you for his MCing ability. His presentation of the awards puts to shame any hopes I could have for public speaking that do not involve wetting myself in front of an audience. The actual 2005 Brikkies were awarded to: Top Score, B.A.R.: DaveE Esprit De Corps(e): JorgeF Master Munchkin: Sulliphyllis Best MOC: DaveE BrikWars MVP: Evil Wayne Congratulations to all the winners! Event Pics can be see here: Evil Wayne Sulliphyllis The Brikkie Furthermore, we have video of the event that will be editied together in the near future (but, please, don't hold your breath). We look forward to next year and the 2006 Year of BrikWars Award Show! posted by Evil Wayne | 2:18 PM 0 comments Friday, March 17, 2006 Waiting I was going to make this post about the Year of BrikWar Award Show we had last night. But I find that I want to wait just a bit to get access to Shaun's presentation slideshow. There's stuff on it I want to reference and I think it'll be worth the wait. In other news we got new phones. I got a black Razor, and Tine is getting a sliver. It's a wicked step up from my old Nokia, which was kerosene-powered, I believe. Seriously, the old phone feels like it weighs about 4 pounds compared to the new one. Full color, flip screen, camera and all kinds of bells, whistles and Rube Goldberg machines. Nice. posted by Evil Wayne | 3:58 PM 0 comments Wednesday, March 15, 2006 Award Show PreFlight Tomorrow night is the long-awaited Year of BrikWars Award Show. I'm getting a bit antsy. Mostly because I still have a couple of minor things left to do and I'm always afraid I'm going to forget something. What sucks is that I have to have everything ready-to-go tonight, because once I leave in the morning, I ain't coming back. Whatever makes it to my car in the AM is it. So, Shaun and I have a running list online that I keep checking. I think it'll be okay. Unlike other things, what I have left is actually minor. But I don't have a container for the awards themselves yet. And I have so much to bring, including a video camera. Because this level of dorkdom requires video proof. We've got an opening montage, a slideshow and the awards themselves. I can't believe how all-out we're going for this. I can't believe how like fools we are going to look. I can't believe I thought this was a good idea. I should never have said anything to Shaun. Shaun's like that little devil on my shoulder, telling me everything is a good idea. My problem is I have no angel on the other to counter. posted by Evil Wayne | 5:21 PM 1 comments Tuesday, March 14, 2006 Only 84%?!?
0 comments Monday, March 13, 2006 Blogversary Damnit. I meant to comment last week that I've had this blog three years now (March 5th). But, like everything else lately, I let it slip. I keep putting things off until I notice it is too late. I'm having a terrible time keeping anything on track. I guess it's a good thing I didn't start that second serial. posted by Evil Wayne | 3:05 PM 0 comments Friday, March 10, 2006 Dream Sequence I was downstairs in my house, which is about 4 feet below ground. Looking out the window (which is about shoulder height) there was snow over the front yard, but it looked like it was about to rain. Which it did and it came down in a torrent. Tine said something about flooding and when I turned back to the window, all the snow was gone and there was this rapidly rising water coming right up to the window. As I was standing near it, the water came up the window and started seeping through it. I backed off and could see water coming in all the windows, then one of the windows seemed open and the water just gushed inside. It must have hit something electrical, because the power suddenly shut off and we were ankle deep in it. We ran up to the sunroom, which is built above ground and watched as the kitchen and dining room, which were now empty of all furniture, started filling up with water. I looked out the side door and saw what I thought was the cat by the trash barrel we keep out there. I opened the door to get her inside, but as I stepped on to the stoop, I could see the cat wasn't the right color and it was on it's back. Underwater; drowned. I backed into the house, when suddenly, another cat jumped by, trying to stay ahead of the water. This looked exactly like our cat, so I started calling it. It stopped, looked at me and the open door and darted inside. That's when I noticed our cat was already inside. This new cat became bigger and its fur changed color at my feet. I was suddenly worried that it was bringing some disease or parasite into the house, so I tried to shoo it outside, but it refused. Then, because the water was still rising, I reached down and grabbed it by the midsection and picked it up. It hissed and started clawing at me, cutting my hands and arms. I knew it was bringing in something awful at that moment and I pulled back and hurled it out into the water. As it left my hands, its claws sunk deep into my forearms and tore horrific slashed into them in long cuts. When it hit the water it seemed to screech and then disappear. Suddenly I was in a sort of flat, wide dumpster. The kind they used when they were fixing the house, not one you'd find behind the mall or food joint. It was floating like a boat in the water. I was alone, but floating down flooded streets. There were treetops and roofs, but not much more. There was a clunk on the side and I knew something had grabbed hold. I climbed up to look over and there were two enormous raccoons. But they weren't raccoons, they were the cat-thing coming back again. They were on clinging to the side, holding onto to these metal posts. I pulled myself up and swung my leg over to kick them off. They saw me and started hissing and then one of them leapt from post to post to get away. I got one good kick on the other and it feel into the water. Its head bobbing slightly as I sailed away. I dropped back down into the dumpster as the second one came over the sides and lunged at me. I put up my arms as it clawed at my head. I got one arm under its belly and I yanked it off me, while it clung viciously at my already wounded arm Quickly, I threw my other hand around its neck and tried to strangle it. But I didn't seem to have much strength and it thrashed at my hands and forearms. I grabbed its legs together and then lifted it off the floor and threw it over board. I can still see it sailing through the air, its legs spread out like a giant X and that is about where I woke up. posted by Evil Wayne | 10:10 AM 2 comments Wednesday, March 08, 2006 Cosmos How groovy is a happy accident? I was flipping around channels last night looking for something to fill the void until we could finally watch last week's episode of Lost. One of the higher range channels -The Science Channel- had something about super-massive black holes. So I flicked it on for the last ten minutes and realized I would never be able to get anything out of it at that point, especially as it went right to commercial as I clicked over. I almost changed the channel. But the first commercial was an advert for Carl Sagan's Cosmos. I just about jumped out of my seat. Even more fortuitous, it appears to be the first episode! Back in 1980, I remember my mother telling me there was going to be the big space-science extravaganza on PBS by a scientist who was going to explain the universe. I was always a big space geek. Anything to do with space, the solar system and the universe --fiction and non-fiction-- I wanted to read, watch it, consume it. So of course I sat down from the word go and was thrilled to death each week. An hour was never so short. Sagan's Cosmos was sort of an entry drug to science. It showed that it could be interesting and fun without being dry. Sagan's unique speech patterns seem to always hold on to wonderment whenever describing even the most basic of theories. He introduced me to all kinds of planetary and stellar concepts based in reality. There are things from that program that I have never forgotten (like the term googol --where google derives its name-- is an actual term. A googol is 10100 and a googolplex is 10 to the power of a googol: 10googol.) I was 12 when it was on. I never wanted to be a policeman or a doctor. I always wanted to be an astronaut. Just like the original The Lathe of Heaven, I haven't seen Cosmos since it aired. I'm sure some of it won't hold up as well, but I don't care. I've set up TiVo to tape them and hopefully can convince somebody to watch it with me. posted by Evil Wayne | 10:00 AM 0 comments Tuesday, March 07, 2006 The Shadow I can't shake this headache. It's not the migraine it was Sunday or even the throbbing ghost it was yesterday. But it's still there and it has all the telltale signs that it really wants to become a migraine. And they're always in the same area of my head. The left top, right above and behind my left eye. It's like a dark shadow hiding behind a large rock, wait to ambush my brain and fling me to the ground with blinding pain. I've avoided the PC so much over the weekend that I forgot to take my SEIV turn. So now I'm at the mercy of the AI for this round. Luckily, there aren't too many things I've left up to chance. All my queues are full enough and if they're not, one round might actually buy me back some resources. I'll have to look at it tonight. Unless the shadow tries for an all out assault, that is. posted by Evil Wayne | 3:08 PM 0 comments Monday, March 06, 2006 Headaches We finally broke down and bought a laser printer. I've had this color inkjet from back when they were pretty new in the late 90s. But for the last couple of years, the gripping mechanism that grabs the paper has been slipping. It was now at the point where if you wanted anything printed, you had to babysit it and force feed the paper. Which is a real bitch for anything over two pages. So we bit the bullet and got a nice one that’s network friendly; now the kids won’t have to bother me about cross-network printing either. But, it’s never easy. As noted elsewhere the house is too damned small. There’s no physical space for this printer to occupy. The shelf the inkjet sat upon is just not wide enough for the printer to sit comfortably and still be easy to access. So now a great juggling act begins and it ends with the compromise of the entire Lego collection going up into our bedroom. Of course it wasn't that quick or simple, but that was the end result. It means we have to rearrange our bedroom, put off building the closet and then rearrange what is now my Lego area into a computer area. I’m not happy about that. I know Tine isn't happy about it either. But there’s no way around it. I have too much stuff. I can’t even gauge if I’ll actually get to use it more or less by doing this. I’m afraid it will be less, which will probably reduce me to zero as I can’t get as much use out of it as I would like right now. My next big headache was an actually headache. A lingering migrainesque throbbing headache. I was up late on Saturday and TheBoy had a nightmare around 4 AM keeping me from getting any real sense of sleep until the much later in the morning. Even then I woke up Sunday about 10 with a wicked headache. I should have stayed put, but I didn't. At first getting up, taking some aspirin and having coffee seemed to work. TheBoy was watching The Empire Strikes Back on the big TV and that was okay. But we had moved the PS2 to the widescreen as well, and TheBoy got me playing all kinds of things with him after the movie. It did my head no good to be wondering how to maneuver Spongebob through the Ghost Prison of NickToons Unite! and soon I was back to popping more painkillers and searching for dark rooms. I spent most of the day watching the History channel with the lights off. Which is unfortunate, because I would have seen this next problem a lot sooner if my brain hadn't been trying to rip itself from my skull all day. My hosting service had suspended all my pages. They had emailed me and setup a job ticket, but, thanks to the migraine, I didn't see it until much later in the day. Someone had hacked into my site and uploaded a slew of files and folders to use the site as a spam generator. It took me a good chunk of the night to get it resolved. Mostly because the links they originally provide for me to fix things were invalid or out of date by the time I went to use them. This mean waiting for them to respond on the job ticket (which they did faster than I expected, but it was still time consuming). But a few deletions later and a complete uninstall of the other site (mostly because I'm not sure what to do with it still and I'm fairly confident that's where the exploit came from) and it's all back online. What a great weekend. posted by Evil Wayne | 8:36 AM 1 comments Friday, March 03, 2006 Forced March Well March is off to a bang, isn't it? I meant to post something on March 1st --anything, really. Because I want to get back into the swing of posting here after a dismal showing in February. I posted 10 times last month. Even being the shortest month of the year, that's less than half. Heck, it's almost a solid third. So I'm writing this to force myself to post something today, before things start to get away from me. Spring is almost here, although Winter has decided to make an eleventh-hour appearance of late. It has been very cold the last week. I'm sure it's normal for this time of year, but compared to the temperature of the last two months, it's been positively sub-zero. Then it snowed again last night. Nothing major, but enough to be annoying. My car fish-tailed all over the place on the way home, especially on the side-streets off the main roads. Hell, I backed into my driveway, threw the car in park and the car just slid out of the driveway, like a sled being pushed. And the incline of my driveway is probably less than twenty-degrees. I'm not kidding, it took me three tries to get the car to stay put. What else... I've been listening to a whole slew of different podcasts. Stuff that's setting off my Dorky Nostalgia Clock early this year. Normally Spring brings it out, but too many RPG podcasts, Dragon's Landing, Roll 2d6, All Games Considered, and a couple of others have me seriously jonesing for some good old, table-top, role playing. I've got more to say on that, but I'm waiting until my ducks are in a row. Speaking of podcasts, I'm finally getting my Hometown Tales down to a manageable level. I had stopped listening sometime in November when things started to get hectic and, because it's one of my favs, I couldn't just jump right back in; I had to listen to them in order. But the backlog was getting denser as the weeks dragged on. I finally started in on it last week, I think I had over 25 to get through and now I'm finally down to three. Of course, now I feel like I've been living with those guys. TheBoy had his birthday last week, but we're really celebrating it this Saturday with the family. He's 4 and all he wants to do is play video games. He really is my kid. I bought him the Lego Star Wars game a couple of weeks ago (okay, it wasn't just for him). But it turns out to be a very good game for him. There's only a very few things that are hard for him to do --one of which is keeping us from completing Episode III-- but you can't exactly loose at the game. When characters "die" the fall apart in base Lego parts and then reappear. You are penalized each time in the form of pips that you've collected. But even if you run out, you can still keep coming back. There are different minifigs for the characters, the whole thing has a feel like you're playing with Lego out in the backyard. Each level has different characters, all in Lego. Jar-Jar, Anikan, Obi-Wan, and then others, Stormtroopers, Jango Fett, most of the droid army, etc. In fact, there's a ton of characters in the game and most act differently, especially in combat (Yoda being the worst for just walking with a lightsaber --it's more like he's having an epileptic fit). Once you complete a level, you can go back through it using any character you've unlocked, which is pretty cool. Although, I've had enough of the playing the first chapter of the game. I read they're making a sequel to encompass the first three --er, Episode IV--VI for later this year. So I'll be picking that up as soon as it comes out, I'm sure. Well, look at that, tiny post becomes a bloated, rambling essay with little focus. Go me! posted by Evil Wayne | 4:35 PM 0 comments |
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