Good Wayne

Survey Fun

Welcome to the 2006 edition of getting to know your friends. What you are supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to a whole bunch of people including the person who sent it to you.

The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends, if you did not know them already.

1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:22, but my clock is 10 mins fast.

2. Diamonds or pearls? Jewelry is for the weak.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Porno Love Vixens, it was gay in all the right ways.

4. What is your favorite TV show? Battlestar Galactic (d o r k).

5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Coffee.

6. Favorite cuisine? Italian.

7. What is your middle name? Spankmonkey. Tragic, I know.

8. What food do you dislike? Carrots or as I like to call them: Bunny-loving-nightmare-sticks.

9. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Kelly Clarkson's, er... Natalie Merchant/Ophelia

10. What kind of car do you drive? That sweet, old-man ride of a Grand Marquis.

11. Favorite sandwich? Hot Girls.

12. What characteristic do you despise? Meglomania and jealousy; it's a tie.

13. Favorite item(s) of clothing? 40-watt phase-plasma pistol, er... hats!

14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation? City of the Mole People.

15. What color is your bathroom? Urine Yellow.

16. Favorite brand of clothing? Goodwill... or is that not a brand?

17. Where would you retire to? I'm going straight from work to the grave.

18. What was your most memorable birthday? I once spent a b-day trapped in a

small box with a very hungry German Shepard. Or were you looking for a pleasant memory?

19. Favorite sport to watch? Does Bud Bowl count?

20. Furthest place you are sending this? California.

21. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? Everyone.

22. Person you expect to send it back first? No one will send it back to me.

23. Favorite saying? Mutherpus-bucket.

24. When is your birthday? October 30th.

25. Are you a morning person or a night person? Night.

26. What is your shoe size? 41.0 EUR

27. Pets: 1 cat that may or may not live through the night.

29. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? A fire man. But then I discovered they put *out* fires. Where's the fun in that?

30. How are you today? Busy. But Lisa expect me to be first, and I cannot disappoint.

31. What is your favorite candy? Happy Plums (http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/happyplum/)

32. What is your favorite flower? Triffids.

33. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? Friday.

Thanks LisaZ!

1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:10
2. Diamonds or pearls? Um, both?
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? What is this “cinema” of which you speak?
4. What is your favorite TV show? CSI – all of them.
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Huh?
6. Favorite cuisine? Italian
7. What is your middle name? Arlene
8. What food do you dislike? Liver, tongue, ewww.
9. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Carbon Leaf/Indian Summer, Queen/Greatest Hits I & II
10. What kind of car do you drive? Hyundai Elantra
11. Favorite sandwich? a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is lean and the tomato is ripe…they’re so perky, I love that.
12. What characteristic do you despise? Ignorance
13. Favorite item(s) of clothing? My flare jeans and green sweater
14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation? New Zealand.
15. What color is your bathroom? Sky blue with clouds (hey, NOT my idea, but it works)
16. Favorite brand of clothing? Old Navy
17. Where would you retire to? Home, duh.
18. What was your most memorable birthday? When my friend Mike gave me a cactus because he said it reminded him of me. Thanks.
19. Favorite sport to watch? Pool/Billiards – nice butt shot.
20. Furthest place you are sending this? My computer.
21. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? Everyone.
22. Person you expect to send it back first? “No one will send it back to me” Ha HA!
23. Favorite saying? As far as you know…
24. When is your birthday? “October 30th” Ditto.
25. Are you a morning person or a night person? Neither.
26. What is your shoe size? Anywhere from a 6 ½ to 8
27. Pets: yup
29. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? Married with kids…. But THAT doesn’t seem to be happening any time soon…
30. How are you today? Relatively decent for some unknown reason…
31. What is your favorite candy? Handmade Amaretto Truffles…Jessie I love you!! (hint, hint)
32. What is your favorite flower? I LOVE flowers!
33. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? October 30, 2063. I’ll be 90.

Cassidy!

Weren't you lost in the Amazon, or Antarctica or City of the Mole People?

How the heck did you find *this* site?!?

I can't tell you how (or why) I found you. Or that I *was* with the Mole people (being so short was a great advantage let me tell you!)
Crap.
Double crap.
NOW see what you've done! Now I have to kill you, or them, or myself. Since I'm lazy, I'll probably just do nothing.

Drop me a line sometime - HalfTime1030@aol.com

Okay, I did and you should probably check your spam filter.

I labelled it: p0rnz