I twisted my freaking back this morning putting TheBoy on the toilet this morning. We were almost out the door --I was actually setting the alarm-- and he said he had to pee. So strip off his coat, mittens and hat and then, when I hoisted him on the toilet, my back twisted and there was this sharp, knifing in the middle of my back.
It fucking hurt -- It still hurts.
I managed to get him to daycare okay, but driving to work was a chore. Even sitting here, typing is painful. I've loaded up on painkillers, but so far, no dice.
So, just like Dr Smith whines, I'm walking around here: "My back! My back! Oh the pain!"
posted by Evil Wayne @ 10:10 AM
4 Comments:
Gin.
What?
It helps with the pain.
You know, I'm pretty sure that Gin and Perks don't mix.
At least I have this fuzzy memory of such talk the last time they PUMPED MY FUCKING STOMACH...
So you can keep your Caribbean Medical Degree to yourself thankyouverymuch.
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