BrikWar: VersaillesPunk

On Saturday we played the final installment of our first Year of BrikWars. This outing was all Sullivan and I have to say it was much more enjoyable than I expected it to be.



Basically, it's the Treaty of Versailles and something goes horribly wrong between the English and the French. Both sides burst away from the table and start wailing on each other, with only the items in the single chamber to use.

I was on the French side, and I got one of the heros. My first guy went down quickly when the English dog (no pun intended) bit him in the ass.

But my other two guys did very well. The regular trooper, The Chancellor, only armed with a quill, managed to keep two Englishmen at bay with his fists. I was able to constantly hit and render them stunned. However, my fist of fury would do no further damage no matter how much I tried.

Finally, Jonathan had to interceed and cut my man's head off to end the battle, because Sullivan couldn't shoot worth a damn.

My hero, Monsieur D'LeBrie, did much better. He immediatly took to the table and began assulting the English with his saber and his Stupendous Feat. Which I pretty much used exclusively to strike a second time in any round. Only later I would save it to miss on some critical damage. For example, when I manged to Matrix my way out of the firing arc of the gatlin gun.

D'LeBrie did manage to inflict a lot of damage before finally being the last of the French to be taken out. And it took the power of the gatlin gun to do it.



Other highlights included a psychotic French cat that managed to kill an English swine before being done in by the suicidal Lady Erotica. And the English dog that nibbled French bum to death!

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