Whoo-hoo! Of course the government has probably slipped in a little RFID tag into the shot this year to go along with the mind control. Makes it easier to find and collect data on you. They're getting lazy, I swear.

This year there's plenty of supply and it's ready to go. Although I have to say I don't remember getting sick last year and that was the first time in awhile I hadn't gotten the shot. But when the super-flu is cutting the rest of you street urchins down, I'll be sitting pretty.

Strange, I have no idea why I just said that.