You don't know me but I'm a really hot chick you've seen before. I've always wanted you so bad, in a most deliciously carnal sense - but this has to be the lamest blog entry ever. All it says is "evilwayne".

In light of this pitiful entry, I will no longer seduce you. And I'd already bought some naughty underknickers. Ah well, your loss.

By  Anonymous, at Tue Jun 28, 06:36:00 PM 2005  

deliciously carnal??

naughty underknickers??

Who talks like that? Wait a second; you're that 79 year-old skank from down in accounting!

Yeah, working your way thru the food chain, eh grandma?

Well, go suck the youth out of someone else, you aging succubus.

Here's a good one:
Sullivan, Shaun. Let's see, I have his number around here someplace...

By  Evil Wayne, at Tue Jun 28, 09:56:00 PM 2005  

You don't know me but I am also really hot.

Sometimes our team comes to your office to do the accounting, I'd sneak peeks over at you and have all kinds of impure and sexy fantasies. But whenever I read your blog, after the "evilwayne" headline makes me unbelievably randy, the part of the entry where you write things is always such a turn-off.

But this entry was so perfect, without that awful text, it just makes me want to grab you, tie you up, and do all the deliciously carnal things to you that that earlier hot chick is missing out on. I can't resist your allure; I must have you. I'll find a way back into your office of love and this time I'll bring a lug wrench and rope.

Signed, the studly guy from accounting.

By  Anonymous, at Sun Jul 03, 02:33:00 PM 2005  

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