Dang I meant to post today - well, yesterday, or is the day before at this point? Regardless, I wanted to say Hey, they upped the terror alert to Orange or, in this case, Ernie!
Yeah! Oh boy! We're on Orange Alert people! To your Orange Alert Combat Stations! We're just one terror alert away from pants-shitting Red. For the love of God, are you listening?!?
Seriously WTF?!? What a total useless government bullshit. Let's put out a color chart for terror alerts. What does that tell us? Nothing. Go about your lives, but just so we look busy, we've got this handy-dandy color chart to let you know just how frightened you really should be.
Beyond useless.
posted by Evil Wayne @ 12:55 AM
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